Sophie's 100WC Week 23

There once was a little boy called Bobby. Everyone adored him. His favourite colour was yellow, however the city he lived in had a strict ‘no yellow’ policy but Bobby always broke to rules to brighten up his day. One day Bobby discovered something remarkable. A sunflower growing in the darkest part of the city. Bobby took the sunflower home. He took very good care of it. One day the local gang came around to beat up Bobby when they saw the sunflower they ran off with fright. Someone told the council and Bobby has to sit down very gingerly.

The Most Embarrassing Moment - Week 22

The lights went out.Suddenly I remembered. The Thing, carrying me away from my kitchen. Where was I? I wondered.I looked around.Everything was …….Bouncy? Oh No. I realised where I was.I pushed up , heaving my body out of the ball pit I was in.I was correct. I was in the most terrifying, scary, most humiliating place in the world for teenagers. The Ball Pit At The Daycare Centre. And EVERYONE was staring at me. Laughing.At.Me.I dived back into the ball pit, my cheeks burning.Could this day get any worse? It could.

Shanelle 100 wc week 22

On a hot day there were these strange people at the gym. They always go to the gym but not that kind of gym, it was a laughter gym. When they go to the gym, they get out a mat and lie down. Then the teacher gives them a topic and he leaves the room. He eventually comes back in half an hour and they’re still full of laughter. When everyone went home there were only two people still there because they passed out from laughter. Then they got up, but the next day they could not talk because they were laughing.

100wc Week 22

If you’ve looked at last week’s prompt … suddenly the lights went out… you’ll know what I’m talking about!

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All engrossed within our work (ish)… flickr. I look up at the lights. The lights just stare back at me, looking innocent. I glance around at the other students, no one seemed to have noticed, except me. Accepting that it was just my imagination I peer back at my book. The lights extinguish. “All of a sudden the lights went out!” said a doomed but familiar voice. After that we all took off laughing and this was a very contagious one!

Mels 100 WC Week 22

My sister Lucy is the funniest, disgustingest sister ever. At the moment she’s creating a revolting farting machine for April Fools Day! She’s been practising it on me all year and I don’t like one bit of it. Usually she uses it on me at the dinner table and mum goes ballistic at me and I end up in my room without any dinner. Today it’s April Fools Day. Lucy woke me up with the devastating farting machine and shoved mum into the car. Just as we arrived the farting machine fell to 1000 pieces and Lucy started to cry...

Today I wanted to laugh, but here are the reasons why I couldn't. Firstly, I woke up to hear my mum disappointed, because Abbie had dropped one of her favourite plates. I mean come on! Today it’s Sunday, I needed to have my sleep in. Secondly I came home from swimming finding my brother vomiting. Then one hour later I felt sick, sadly mum had recovered from her plate, so she told me I had to stay home. Well that didn't work out because I missed Dad’s works carnival. There were lots of reasons but these were the number two worst reasons.

Meg's 100 WC week 22

In 1999 there was a boy called Jack, Jack had this disease called jokealites whenever he was in a conversation he would say yo momma jokes. Once Jack was full of jokes so he approached a stranger and started screaming jokes at him. Here's what he said:

“Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mamma’s so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo momma's so fat, I took a photo of her last Christmas and it's still printing”

Poor stranger.

100wc 22 When I was ...

When I was

When I was 1 I sat on a bee.

When I was 2 I got the wrong dad.

When I was 3 I tipped the trolley over.

When I was 4 I fell off the roof.

When I was 5 I fell into a prickle bush.

When I was 6 I was chased by a duck.

When I was 7 I slipped on a pen.

When I was 8 I released our rats.

When I was 9 I thought I could fly.

When I was 10 I had a weird dream.

Now I’m 11 and I got a big cake.

100WC week 22 - Henrietta

One day there was a girl called Zoe and she loved to laugh a lot! She laughed anywhere, anytime and with anyone. Zoe was 3 when she discovered she loved to laugh lots, but sometimes it was bad that she would laugh because she didn't understand much and she didn’t know how to speak. When Zoe was 6 she learnt how to speak and what things meant, so when she laughed she knew what to laugh at. As she grew up she decided at the age of 13 she would like to be a star on a famous comedy show.

Teased - 100WC Week 22 - Bridget

I clutch my books tight as I stroll through the corridor of my new school. I hear laughter in my head, memories making me angry. I scream at myself. Big mistake, all the students in the hall go silent. Eyes stare towards me. I crawl up into a ball on the floor. Laughing surrounds me. Get away, get away, I repeat over and over in my head. “Stop being mean!” my scream vibrates the windows. Everyone goes silent I look up and see some ragged sneakers in front of me. I gaze up. Finally someone familiar to be my friend!

100ww week 22 My whole life in one 100 words I say

My whole life in one 100 words. I say:

I was five when I scraped my face.

When I was five I broke my arm

When I was five I turn six

When I was six I did the splits

When I was six I ran away

When I was six I had a slumber party

When I was seven I got bullied

When I was seven I did a handstand

When I was nine I moved schools

When I was ten I went to camp

When I am eleven I wanted to know if I would ever say bye.

Cassidy's 100WC week 22

There once was a town called Whosomeville. The king and queen of Whosomeville were great people and had a lovely set of royal guards, well except for one guard - Jerry. Jerry was originally a court jester named Chipmunk before he stepped up to being a guard. The reason he was the most hated guard was because he would go around with a mini fart machine and sneak up on innocent people and embarrass them. Many people tried to take his fart machine, but always failed. Eventually Jerry got rid of his fart machine and went on to be a teacher.

Sophie 100WC Week 22

Today was the day. The day where everyone comes to the town square and people would be exchanging gifts and telling jokes. I would prefer a day at home to pick out your outfits. I mean you aren’t even allowed to bring your phones. Apparently we have to “socialise” with the rest of the town. My mum was screaming at me because we were late. She did not want to miss the special day! I was picking out my outfit for the parade. My stained glass window open I could hear the sound of laughter ringing across the town square!